Penge

To Penge oneself, is to catch or collide one's genital region accidentally on a static object such as a table corner, fence post or shelf, usually in a mundane every day situation.

i got up from my chair too quickly and penged myself on the desk

by Borne June 24, 2007

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Peng

Peng, short for penguin.

"Aww babe check out that cute peng"
Or
"Bro you got any peng biscuits for my tea and shit?"

by Megaross November 27, 2009

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Peng

Noun. A term which means marijuana

Verb. A term which means smoking marijuana

Usage as a noun - "Pass the peng"

Usage as a verb - "He's penging that spliff"

by M.Hustler November 19, 2007

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Penged

Being caught off guard by a homosexual object or comment.

Person 1: What the fcuk is that?

2# Dude that’s a picture of Gareth!

1# Oh man I just got penged.

2# You got penged bigg man.

by Mr Pacman June 11, 2010

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penging

Penging meaning something really sick, great, fun, wild or sexy. (stemmed from the word Peng) Used widely in Bristol and Bradford; mostly among the large communities of Patels.

That place was penging!

by p1e2n3g4doctor December 31, 2011

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