God's Pencil
Well, we turned up to the board meeting, and someone had used God's pencil to write their name on the board table.
God's Pencil by p'kaw! July 5, 2014
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bookie's pencil
a rather small penis. this refers to the small stub of pencil normally found in a betting shop or bookmakers, the shortened version of which is known as a bookie.
bookie's pencil by papers March 29, 2007
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Dry Pencil Scare of '47
A period of time in which the global pencil economy crashed forcing pencil companies to manufacture pencils without standard moisture. Only lasted 3 days. The reason the King Castlefunny Pencil Moisteners were created besides boosting popularity of "The Castlefunnies".
Dry Pencil Scare of '47 by Felipe September 8, 2004
Pencil Skirt
A skirt that women wear, typically to work, and it is very tight to the butt and thighs. Most men love to see secretaries or any women in a pencil skirt. It is suggested that women wear a thong with a pencil skirt to avoid panty lines. Possibly the sexiest skirt in existence, except for the really short ones.
Pencil Skirt by usis December 25, 2009
broken pencil sharpener
broken pencil sharpener by lizzy44 November 2, 2020
pencil shit
When you are taking a shit and it is long and narrow like a pencil. This is usually caused by having a tight anus.
pencil shit by person uno December 22, 2013