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A peedee is a genetically altered snapper. They lack the ability to resist any bait put before them. They are sent into a frenzy by a hook baited with smegma. When presented with smegma they will become very agitated and will continually smash their snouts into the glass that separates them from their prize. They will continue this for hours on end until their snouts are bloodied and sore. They lack the ability to learn as they will repeat the same action the following day when again presented with smegma.
Q) Why does he keep biting. Doesn't he learn he will never get the smegma
A) It's just a peedee, that's what they do.
Peedee by Kung Of The Duckheads September 15, 2019
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The Peepee Poopoo Man 

The Peepee Poopoo Man is an evil entity, who if you say his name while taking a dump he will come out of the toilet and take your peepee away.
Steve: "*pooping* I wonder what the peepee poopoo man is..."
PPPPM: "I'VE COME FOR YOUR PEEPEE."
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peener and veggies 

Man 1: Got the peener and veggies all ready for your date with Karen tonight?

Man 2: My peener is nice and clean, but my veggies are a fucking disaster.

Five Peepee Man 

When a group of kids find out you have five “peepees” on your belt.
Five Peepee Man by Mxrble October 18, 2018

peepee poopoo man

Toronto's first official supervillain. He is a menacing prowler who dumps buckets of human feces and urine on unsuspecting innocents.
The Peepee Poopoo Man is Toronto's first Super Villian
peepee poopoo man by BIGBUDDY2400 November 26, 2019

Lil Peej 

has an angelic voice, a cutie, is a pirate, loves Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse, & everything in between
Lil Peej's voice is literally so amazing omg
Lil Peej by baylen.kyle.peej April 26, 2020
Person 1:"You don't have a peener"

Person 2:"Well fuck you!"
Peener by Jack_Pack November 20, 2013