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A creepy smile unknowingling given by a not so sneaky child molester when he is looking at little boys.
Dad: Son I dont want you getting ice cream from the ice cream man anymore.
Son: Why dad?
Dad: Because last time you got ice cream, I saw him give a pedophile smile at you when you were eating that chocolate covered banana.
Son: EWW SICK!
Dad: Yeah so don't get ice cream from him again or i'll hit mom.
by Sandmann October 04, 2006
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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