pear tree

The fine display of a group who issues multiple teabags to a single unsuspecting individual. The pear tree is often performed by employing 3+ teabags.

Mike's been passed out for like 3 hours now, lets pear tree him and take pictures.

by EtherealHero July 13, 2004

pear tree

Where the partridge goes. Also, the trees they plant all over my neighborhood with flowers that bloom in the spring that look nice but SMELL HORRIBLE!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!!
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Okay, I'm better now.

These pear tree blossoms smell like cat piss!

by Laser Potato August 21, 2004

Pear Tree

A scrawny girl with a big booty. Limbs resembling those of a deciduous tree during the winter season, but with an ass like a pear.

Oh shit, she must have followed the mix-a-lot xmas mix workout tape. O dat pear tree doe!

by Ranner Fuller December 18, 2013

Alabama Pear Tree

verb. to stick pointy objects in people's asshole in the dark

That Alabama Pear Tree really surpised me at the party.

by The Llama tickle January 7, 2012

Pear Tree Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a Christmastime burger that's served with sliced pears

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Pear Tree Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

partridge in a pear tree

an unbelievably cool person

"you only wish you were as cool as a partridge in a pear tree"

by k33p!7r33! July 25, 2008

Bradford Pear Tree

Someone who is physically attractive but suffers from gastrointestinal issues resulting in frequent flatulence.

Hey Brad! Did you see Stacey the other day? She is fucking HOT. How is she still single?

Dude shes a Bradford Pear Tree. She looks fine as hell but no way anyone wants to share a bed with that chick.

by k_saymit February 12, 2022