peachical 

when someone gets sunburn on their face and puts on fake tan so they look orange

After we went to the beach, we had peachical.

peachical by i am child number one January 29, 2010

practical problems 

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.

practical problems by Uttercolor February 16, 2021

peachcake 

The best band in the world. With a blend of electronica and great vocal work, peachcake makes the world go around. They put on the best shows, and play the best music. They are THE nicest guys you will ever come across.

I sold my soul to peachcake.

peachcake by Peachcakeisawesome August 11, 2006

practical intelligence 

A combination of street smarts and common sense. Not book smarts, useful smarts.

"He didn't get an education but he has practical intelligence"

practical intelligence by Winged Scourge May 20, 2010

practical joke 

is a trick played on someone that is meant to be funny for people watching, though normally embarrassing for the person being tricked.

What would you do if someone called you saying they were Barack Obama? Florida Congresswoman Ileana Ros-Lehtinen got a call just like that the other day and like many people would, she assumed it was a radio station practical joke.

practical joke by shracaneits January 16, 2009

Pachiclon

Pronounced: (paw-chi-CLONE) More commonly known as "arm-fat" and is always fun to move around in other people because they are generally annoyed or tickled. It also moves frantically while clapping in a church or after a social event.

Person 1: Woah! Did you see that taxi cab driver's pachiclon?
Person 2: Yeah... it was all over the window... he is so pechan

Pachiclon by Samhdz April 16, 2009

practically 

Almost; but not quite.

The girl was practically of a normal height, but she was still pretty short.

practically by Matt4731 January 17, 2016