peach slap

an edited version of b**** slap

why are they crying over there like that; emotional distress?
no; it was a peach slap

by chrisnxr1 April 15, 2005

Slapper poach

When someone thinks that you fancy them, yet you ignore it and pretend you like them, yet slag them off behind their back with something extreme yet likley, damaging their street cred and chances of having sex with anyone in the future.

"I'm gunna slapper poach that Ho, I cant believe she caught herpes after sucking off that tramp for a taste of his special brew!'

by AnonM April 25, 2008