Perfect Dark Zero. First-Person Shooter console game developed by Rare and published by Microsoft for the Xbox 360. Released in the US on 11-18-2005, Japan 12-10-2005.
This russian word is used to define a situation at which something is fubar to the point where no means are capable of dealing with it. Pizdets can be a physical, as well as a mental state, varying dependant of the pizdetsness level.
-My dog just pooed under my chair, and I was smelling it all day, thinking it was something else. Pizdets.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.