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pb blast 

An act of masturbation involving peanut butter. Pb blasting with chunky peanut butter started with gay men who wanted that authentic feeling of being inside another mans asshole without the smell of feces, but eventually everyone began substituting sex with different kinds of peanut butter to satisfy their fantasies.
Fuck you then Carl! I’m going to get some skippy and do a pb blast if you don’t wash your asshole!
pb blast by TwiztedSnowman June 3, 2018
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Where the guy sticks his dick in a pb&j and the girl eats the sandwich and gives the guy a bj.
Did you hear about Conner and Sarah? I walked in on them doing a pb & bj.
Pizza, beer, and a blowjob. Represents a perfect end to the work week.
Scott: Dude, it's 5:00. You going home?
Jeff: Yep! It's Friday, PB&BJ night!
Scott: Damn, all I have to look forward to tonight is bologna and porn. Oh well, have a good weekend! (asshole...)
PB&BJ by JDMatt November 20, 2011
A bro that has the same picture on social media as you
Person1: You have the same profile picture on Instagram
Person2: I know, he's my pb bro
pb bro by urbanhorse August 30, 2019
A sandwitch with peenut buter and babby jelly
Hey john you got that PB & BJ
No jim I ate it on my drive to work
PB & BJ by Babby Jelly Liver 69 April 22, 2021

PB - Penalty Bong

Ok, first of all, PB has, for over 35 years of personal knowledge, meant PENALTY BONG. And ONLY Penalty Bong. Pre-dates by decades, Pussy Bitch or Penis Breath or even Peanut Butter!

Means especially large, really big, packed and mounded bong hit, specifically applied for punitive purposes, after some really dumb move or fuckup.

(Putting aside, of course, that the result is pleasurable - yet punitive in the sense you are seriously fucked up, brain scrambled and unable to function, or even speak coherently, for awhile ; the sentence is more a reward than anything else. Possibly resulting in encouraging or reinforcing bad behavior.)
“Oh wow Dude, you did NOT just…..spill all the rest of our dope on the floor / tell your Dad we just dropped acid (a personal best – fuck, another PB!) / pee yourself / tell that cop we were stoned / smoke all that joint without givin’ me a hit / eat all the rest of the chocolate chip cookies / do your girlfriends Mom and not invite me - PB - penalty bong!”

(and in REALLY bad instances it was referred to as
"P Fuckin B")