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Paul Masson

Paul Masson is a Grande Amber Brandy. Its very smooth and tastes great on the rocks. There is Paul Masson Grande Amber Brandy VS(Very Special) and VSOP(Very Superior Old Pale). Paul Masson Brandy is not Paul Masson Wine! I like to drink it straight similar to my compadres Trey Songz and Gucci Mane. Trey Songz and Gucci Mane rap and sing about drinking Paul Masson straight in the song "Drink It Straight."
Tiny Tim: Yo Els, im heading to U-liqs to cop da big jawn of Paul Masson , What kind of chasers should i get?
Elsworth: No chasers neccessary. I drink it straight.
Paul Masson by ELSWORTHPB December 9, 2008
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Paul Masson

HERE YEE HERE YEE!!! The wine of wines!!! Not known by many, this big ass 4 dolla bottle (or jug) of white, red, or blush wine will have you fucked up in no time! Dude its smooth like Butthead and cheap as hell. Screw the expensive french shit and its way better than that Sutter Home crap that sells for like 6 or 7 bucks for a 750ml bottle...better than any other for that matter, and you dont even need a cork screw! The bottle is also big enough to kick someones ass with...Its good to chug when pregaming before the bar...assuming some Beavis doesnt end up puking it up all over your car on the way home... but hey you'll have that, and besides that who cares, its damn good, and who doesnt love a good ole cheap wine buzz??

Dude theres nothing cooler than stumbling around the beach with a bottle of Paul Masson in your hand.:)
1.) "Dude I wanna get buzzed before the bar, lets go get some Paul Masson from the Farm Store up the road"..
2.) "I wanna bone this dude/chic, and need something cheap, lemme go get some Paul Masson and put it in some chiche wine glasses and I'll look all cool and stuff"...
3.) "I wanna play beer pong, but im bloated, fuck! lets go get some Paul Masson!"
4.) "Wine makes me silly and horny, oh no I'm broke! fuck that we can go get some Paul Masson."
Paul Masson by pinuchic69 May 30, 2006

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Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
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