paul higgins 

Paul Higgins is One Directions fabulous tour manager! He doe s everything for the boys! When Liam Payne decides to take time off from being daddy direction Paul steps in! Without him...
-Hard objects would be thrown on stage.
-Louis Tomlinson would wreck the stadiums
-Harry Styles would pour water on everyone and buy 1,000,000 cats
-Zayn Malik would never get out of bed
-Niall Horan would go onstage naked (Thanks again Paul. :/ JK)
-Liam would spend the whole concert twitcamming instead of performing, in a batman costume

But he loves the boys and he loves the fans, especially the calm ones.

Person 1 (fake fan): Paul Higgins is so mean. He wouldn't let me hug Zain or Neil!

Directioner: What did you say about Paul???!?!?!?!?!

Person 1: Ya, I saw him yesterday! Anyways he is so mea-

Directioner: You saw Paul Higgins?!? (Fan girls forever)

paul higgins by Panic!AtTheDisco01234 July 9, 2016

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016