paul harrison 

The ultimate hoomer.He is from Philadelphia and he doesn’t understand California lingo. He only celebrates Halloween and St. Patrick’s Day even though he had a catholic up bringing because he went to catholic school for 12 years. He loves to advocate for the greater good and he is a Girl Up stan. Writing is very important to him and he believes most kids can’t write good college admissions essays. Doesn’t like being beaten. He loves his UCLA English professor and he loves Greta Thunberg. He really likes Starbucks and peanut m&ms even though he is on a diet. He wears his black air force ones while he roasts students. On a good windy day he likes to fly his kite and take pictures of birds and other objects. Everywhere he goes, he brings his yellow water bottle with tea and wears his leather jacket. In his classroom, he has the one and only ping pong table and a small basketball hoop. Overall, a chill person.

Person A: Who’s the new person?
Person B: It’s Paul Harrison.
Person A: Why doesn’t he celebrate Christmas? I thought he was catholic?

paul harrison by GummieUnicorns January 20, 2020