pats dad

pats dad

"pats dad" a child who has a cheap dad for a living

by ffranky jip May 5, 2009

Dad Pat

A Dad Pat is a pat, on the back or head, that is just hard enough to not hurt you, and is usually delivered by a fatherly figure.

"Hey, uh, Dad?"
"Yeah Jeremy, what's up?
"What's a dad pat, and how do I do it?'
"Well in order to do a dad pat you have to be a father, trust me, I'll show what is looks and feels like. Okay?"
"Oka-."

"Oh, that was to hard, damn, his head is gone, I'll get better next time."

by LucasWasHere July 24, 2021

Dad Pat

A firm pat on the flank or haunches of a dog, usually performed by a father figure.

My dad said he didn't want our dog, but now he gives him the Dad Pat all the time

by FrostingGore November 17, 2025