pastryass 

One who waves flags and may openly carry assault weapons. Generally, overweight and never was in the military.

Kyle Rittenhouse is a pastryass.

pastryass by Rickrogue July 30, 2022

pastryality

The act of physically having sex with an assortment of pasrtys including dougnuts and cannolis.

"Hey man, i was checking out some porn and seen some sweet pastryality!"
"Oh really, were they muffins or brownies?"
"Na man, cupcakes hot out the oven."

pastryality by Steve Toth August 29, 2006

Pastryarchy 

The enforcement of rigid societal structure by judicious application of cake. The person with most cake (the pastryarch) tends to rule.

Why are there gingerbread men but not women? The pastryarchy.

Pastryarchy by Pookie McNoodles March 14, 2021

PartyAss 

Someone who likes to party too much or is invited to every party.NB!I made this word!

Sam:"Oh yeah!I am THE PartyAss!"

PartyAss by Eva Alexandra May 16, 2006

PartyAss 

Someone who likes to party too much or is invited to every party.NB!I made this word!

Sam:"Oh yeah!I am THE PartyAss!"

PartyAss by Eva Alexandra May 17, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020