pastryass

One who waves flags and may openly carry assault weapons. Generally, overweight and never was in the military.

Kyle Rittenhouse is a pastryass.

by Rickrogue July 30, 2022

pastryality

The act of physically having sex with an assortment of pasrtys including dougnuts and cannolis.

"Hey man, i was checking out some porn and seen some sweet pastryality!"
"Oh really, were they muffins or brownies?"
"Na man, cupcakes hot out the oven."

by Steve Toth August 29, 2006

Pastryarchy

The enforcement of rigid societal structure by judicious application of cake. The person with most cake (the pastryarch) tends to rule.

Why are there gingerbread men but not women? The pastryarchy.

by Pookie McNoodles March 14, 2021

PartyAss

Someone who likes to party too much or is invited to every party.NB!I made this word!

Sam:"Oh yeah!I am THE PartyAss!"

by Eva Alexandra May 16, 2006

PartyAss

Someone who likes to party too much or is invited to every party.NB!I made this word!

Sam:"Oh yeah!I am THE PartyAss!"

by Eva Alexandra May 17, 2006