pastryality

The act of physically having sex with an assortment of pasrtys including dougnuts and cannolis.

"Hey man, i was checking out some porn and seen some sweet pastryality!"
"Oh really, were they muffins or brownies?"
"Na man, cupcakes hot out the oven."

by Steve Toth August 29, 2006

pastriality

A fetish where an individual engages in sexual intercouse with pastries, such as cakes, cupcakes, upside down cakes, and lemon cakes. People who practice pastriality typically refer to these pastries as fuckcakes.

"Osifer, get yur hands off o' me, pastriality ain't no crime. Nuthin' wrong with givin' a cake a good fuck."

by Audacious P October 15, 2008