postaboard 

Pale and boring; unfun and uncool

Why can't we be crackas? You are so postaboard.

postaboard by Cracker Lex January 16, 2009

partyboarding 

Partyboarding (aka whiskeyboarding) is a form of partying, more specifically a type of whiskey drinking, in which whiskey is poured over a cloth covering the face and breathing passages of an immobilized captive, causing the individual to experience the glorious sensation of drowning in whiskey.

We've pretty much been partyboarding for days

partyboarding by dontyouhatepants July 16, 2014

plateboard 

The old alternative to a cupboard.

"I think I left the teabags on one of the shelves"

"second draw down, first plateboard?"

"that's the one"

plateboard by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

wasteboarding 

the act of skateboarding while wasted.

after we had a few dozen beers we went wasteboarding at the park.

wasteboarding by stephhh October 30, 2007