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Pussiano Penaldo

Pussiano Penaldo, a. k. a. Pristiano Penaldo, is a fatherless tap-in merchant, who has the same amount of world cups as fathers. He is called that way, because he is a pussy and so never has done a dribble. At nights he is shitting his pants and crying with his Penaldogs in a corner only because of imagining what would have happened if he had tried doing a step over and getting destroyed by any average defender. His main hobby is feeding his little under 12 year old fanbabys, also known as Penaldogs with dogshit
"Daddy what do you call a tap-in merchant, who has no father and the same amount of dead children as the GOAT of soccer Lionel Andres Messi Cuccitinni has as World Cup Titles?"

"Oh, Jimmy, that must be Pussiano Penaldo"
Pussiano Penaldo by ItzAri July 29, 2023

Passinos 

Passinos is a glorious food made from the best ingredients the world has to offer.
"Man, I could really go some passinos right now."
"Have you have Beverly's passinos? It's the best!"
"Welcome to Passinos Palace, can I take your order?"
Passinos by arimaz May 23, 2010
Don't worry bout the haters gul!
passian by Jamille March 14, 2003

passionoodle 

To fondle or pet passionately... like canoodling, but closer to sex.
"Wow, look at them go at it. That's some pretty hardcore canoodling for Fourth Floor Fondren..."

"'Canoodling'? Looks more like a 'Passionoodle' to me."
passionoodle by RoyalScot April 15, 2008

Passionot 

When you think you’re passionate about something but actually ur not really.
I am passionot about art
Passionot by IsaacC July 25, 2020
stuck up bia who think she fine
passian a ho
passian by 9th grader March 13, 2003