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erect and mighty pointed nipples

Hey it must be cold out because your mom has her party hats on.

party hats by logos August 12, 2003

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Party Hats

What girls call their nipples when they get hard from the cold.

Oh my gosh, it is so cold in here. I am getting Party Hats!

Party Hats by cat.c September 14, 2005

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party hats

Brittish (and occassionaly American) slang for condoms.

I bought a packet of party hats.

party hats by badger777 September 17, 2005

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Party Hats

Large, Obnoxious, Pointy Nipples that are sharp to a degree in which they could cut glass.

Zach: Dude, it's fucking cold.

Kevin: Yeah dude, your party hats are showing

Party Hats by eS Butcher September 7, 2012

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Party hats

Boobs, when they have party hat icons over them in a photograph sent to someone on their birthday.

Liz has some fantastic party hats in her photo today.

Party hats by Mr&MrsBottoms March 3, 2015

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Chocolate Party Hats

Molded chocolate hat designed to fit on the head of a penis. Primarily used to enhance oral sex for both the man and woman. Usually secured to head of penis with peanut butter, marshmallow creme, or caramel sauce.

Also see - Dick Hats

I hope that bitch is bringing the Chocolate Party Hats to my bachelorette party!

Chocolate Party Hats by DurTSanchez May 7, 2008

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power naps and party hats

rusty's new motivational slogan

Guy 1: Hey Rusty, what's your slogan? Gonna enjoy post prom?
Rusty: POWER NAPS AND PARTY HATS BRO. AND YEAH IM GONNA BE MILKING THE MINT ALL NIGHT.

power naps and party hats by Abhs May 5, 2011

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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