Park them 

Kill them, rail them down.

PARK THEM, PARK THEM NI**AS! MICHEAAAAAAAAL!

Park them by IloveLSSD1555 January 6, 2022

movie land theme park

an amazing park

due to popular belief it is NOT a corrupt company

we believe the rumour was started by a user name ryanttoobliuve

oh ma god i visited movie land theme park today and it has some propah bargains

movie land theme park by A GOGEOUS PERSON October 12, 2020

theme park walk of shame 

This is when you get in line for a ride at a theme park, yet towards the end of the queue your nerves take over, and you decide against it. Then you have to walk back through the crowd while they subtly intimidate and laugh at you, hence walk of shame.

I was gonna go on Colossus with a friend, but once we got to the end of the queue I pussied out and had to do the theme park walk of shame.

theme park walk of shame by Kempo September 6, 2006

dystopian hipster theme park 

the subtitle for Detroit, Michigan for the last twenty plus years. Also where professional athletes who's teams get blown out / routed in the early rounds of their respective league playoffs go to drown their sorrows.

Welcome to Detroit, your dystopian hipster theme park getaway ! Just look up every once in awhile to avoid being hit by falling broken concrete or rusted out steel beams.

Commercial Voice Over : Hey Joe Blow, your team just got the shit kicked out of it in the first round of the playoffs. What are you gonna do next ?
Joe Blow : Well I sure as hell ain't going to Disneyland now, am I ? Guess I'll head me over to the dystopian hipster theme park and smoke me some crack and chug cheap-ass wine !

dystopian hipster theme park by Virgin Suicides May 9, 2017

theme park

a place where those with cash to blow go to scare the shit out of themselves in a pleasing and fun manner. also a place to get overpriced food that tastes like crap.

guy1: hey lets go to a theme park!
guy2: so we can ride the rollercoasters and shit our pants?
guy1: hell ya!
guy2: lets go!

theme park by drucifer0 March 27, 2008

Theme Park

A ho; everybody has ridden her therefore she is a theme park.

Dude, don't go out with her you might catch something. She's a theme park.

Theme Park by Quickstar29 July 12, 2010

Theme Park Coastin 

The youtuber who is actually GOD!!!! He is too intelligent for us mere mortals to understand

OH MY GOSH!!!! IT'S THEME PARK COASTIN!!! I AM HIS BIGGEST FAN!!!!

Theme Park Coastin by The BIG Dicktionary November 19, 2020