paris catacomb 

noun: A sexual act that consists in saving up the bones of the buffalo wings you had for dinner, filling up a condom (or two layers of condoms, for safety) with them and introducing it into your partner’s cavity (Be it vagina or anus).

The irregular form and protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).

Since, when performing the act, your partner’s vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is no light, and the environment is moist, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.

Sam: « Yo, Alex! That French chick you introduced me to yesterday is a real freak »

Alex: « Why?! »

Sam: « She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacomb on her »

Alex: « Neat, dude! »

paris catacomb by mittluva May 4, 2018

paris catacomb 

noun: A sexual act that consists in saving up the bones of the buffalo wings you had for dinner, filling up a condom (or two layers of condoms, for safety) with them and introducing it into your partner's cavity (be it vagina or anus).

The irregular protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).

Since your partner's vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is not light, and the environment is most, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.

Kevin: "Yo, Alex... that French chick you introduced me to yesterday is a real freak"

Alex: "Why, dude?"

Kevin: "She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacombs on her"

Alex: "Neat, dude!"

paris catacomb by Krakaphoon January 27, 2018

Paris Catacomb 

noun: A sexual act that consists in saving up the bones of the buffalo wings you had for dinner, filling up a condom (or two layers of condoms, for safety) with them and introducing it into your partner’s cavity (Be it vagina or anus).

The irregular form and protuberances of the bones inside the condom tickle the internal tissues of your partner, thus causing them bursts of intense pleasure (similar to ribbed condoms).

Since, when performing the act, your partner’s vaginal or anal walls are now covered in bones, there is no light, and the environment is moist, it is said to resemble the underground Catacombs of Paris. Hence the name.

Variations of this act also include using the ranch dressing of your chicken wings dinner as lube. But this is seen as sacrilegious by purists.

Sam: "Yo, Alex! That French chick you introduced me to yesterday is a real freak "

Alex: "Why?! "

Sam: "She suggested we go have dinner at Hooters and then had me do a Paris Catacomb on her "

Alex: "Neat, dude!... did you ranch it up too? "

Sam: "What do you think I am, an animal?"

Paris Catacomb by Krakaphoon February 3, 2018