pardon my swag

An arrogant statement used ironically.

-Your coat looks good, Jimmy.
-Pardon my swag.

by SWAG Jimmy October 30, 2015

Pardon my Emo

A take off of Pardon my French, used when one is not normally emotional, but says something to the effect of Emo.

A: She's really something...
B: Come on, you just wanna tap that shit!
A: No...I just wanna hold her and love her...pardon my emo.

by Spectre2689 January 10, 2006

If you'll pardon the pun

Something to say after you've said literally anything, unless what you've just said actually contained a pun.

Made popular by the wonderful Moses Beacon, from the excellent comedy 'Come Fly With Me'.

Moses: My name is Moses Beacon, if you'll pardon the pun!

by Smackaine January 27, 2011

Pardon Me, Sir

(1)acronym for a woman who is acting very emotional or angry as a reslut of extremely bad PMS
(2)excusing yourself for interupting a male or malish female

shaniqua, pardon me, sir, but DARN TOOTIN YOU NEED MEDICATION!

by bonnet August 24, 2006

pardon my zinger

what you say when you poke a girl in the eye with your dick

Dude, i totally put it in her eye. She looked at me funny, so I said "Pardon my zinger"

by leowxw October 14, 2010

pardon my drip

Excuse me, my drip is too much for you to handle.

Ready my hip, pardon my drip, reach in my pocket I pull out your bitch.

by kingofdrip December 28, 2018

Pardon my American

Something you say after swearing in polite company. A step up from "pardon my French."

This doctoral program is a complete cluster fuck, pardon my American.
Yes, your majesty, this realm of yours is filled with cuntadactyls and pig fuckers, pardon my American.

by bob beeflips January 22, 2018