When you think that everyone else is saying that you are preggers or have a big nose when really they have no desire to talk about you at all
'Gosh, I wish people would shut up saying that I'm preggers with a baby that has a nose the size of everest'
'Laura, nobody is saying that, shut up, you've got bad paranoia going on'
'Laura, nobody is saying that, shut up, you've got bad paranoia going on'
by deeeeeeeeeeayyy October 20, 2008
When you're crazy enough to think everybody in the world is out to get you, even if they don't know you.
Person 1: Hi!
Person 2: Ah! Get away from me! Oh... It's you, not a murderer. Okay. Hi!
Person 1: Uhm... Wow you've only got a little bit of paranoia.
Person 2: Ah! Get away from me! Oh... It's you, not a murderer. Okay. Hi!
Person 1: Uhm... Wow you've only got a little bit of paranoia.
by Rupali May 21, 2009
SOMEONES BEHIND ME AAAAAAHHHHHHHH- EVERYTIME I TURN THEY MOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
The reason I can't sleep ;-;
The reason I can't sleep ;-;
Paranoia: SOMEONES BEHIND YOUUUUUUUUU
Me: ~looks behind me~ where?
Paranoia: IT MOVES WHEN YOU LOOK
Me: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Paranoia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Me: ~looks behind me~ where?
Paranoia: IT MOVES WHEN YOU LOOK
Me: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Paranoia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
by ドリームクラウド January 25, 2021
A group party game where all the participants sit in a circle. The participants take it in turn to whisper a question involving the players to the person on your left. for example who is most likely to become a stripper? or who would you most want to sleep with? Then the person asked will say the name or names that is their answer to the whole group. So at this point the group know the answer but not the question. Then you flip a coin for tails; tell the question to the group or heads; the question remains a secret. When asked you cannot answer with your own name or the person who asked you a question. This game can be played in a more fun way or it can become really savage. This game can also be altered to turn into a drinking game for example you drink every time your name is said.
Found out so much shit about everyone last night in a game of paranoia
Last night in a game of paranoia max said he thinks Stephanie was the best looking girl there while his girlfriend was right next to him. She slapped him
Last night in a game of paranoia max said he thinks Stephanie was the best looking girl there while his girlfriend was right next to him. She slapped him
by No1bitch5114 February 24, 2019
the feeling one experiences when taking a test on a scantron and getting the same answer multiple times in a row; applies to students
I got five B's in a row on my scantron, one of them HAD to have been wrong. I hate scantron paranoia.
by iCoinedThat1199 December 29, 2010
by Martin Luber King October 21, 2016
One who will make false accusations about people and be unable to back them up.
They will convince themselves that the accusations are real, and will never admit that it was made up.
They will convince themselves that the accusations are real, and will never admit that it was made up.
Peter Paranoia claimed that Joe was stealing all of his tools from his shed, then Peter Paranoia accused somebody of urinating in his chocolate biscuits and lemonade.
What a cuckoo!
What a cuckoo!
by meds4u January 15, 2010