Paper clip

A metal clip that holds paper together.

Chas. Manson: Son, what is that in your hand?

Son of Sam: It's a clipper that goes on paper.

Chas. Manson: You don't mean...

Son of Sam: Yes; it is a paper clip once carried into battle by George Washington. He used it to floss with since floss was $350.00 an ounce.

Chas. Manson: Damn!

Son of Sam: Did you know he could do a triple back-flip with a half-twist when he got good and drunk? He was tight, man.

Chas. Manson: I think you missed the Urban Dictionary point here: use 'paper clip' in a sentence.

Son of Sam: Prick.

by Richard Halliburton November 1, 2007

paper clip

1. the annoying figure on microsoft word
2.a matal device for keeping papers together
3.a metal object that can be bent to make it hop

1. i hate the paperclip on microsoft word
2.i used a paper clip to keep my folders together
3. i made a paerclip hop and it poked someone in the eye

by Andrew October 2, 2004

paper clip

a "paper clip" holds your shit together

duuudee pass me a "paper clip"..my papers are flying everywhere, they need to beheld" together

by peyperr chlip July 7, 2009

Paper Clip

metal used for clippin shit

Hey, Cathy, hand me a paper clip. This shit needs clipping.

by Lexington March 8, 2005

Paper Clip

A clip for paper

Person: "I have a paper clip. I think I will use it for clipping paper together!"

by Evil October 18, 2003

paper clip

Acronym: P.A.P.E.R. C.L.I.P.

People Against People Ever Re-Enlisting

Civilian Life Incentive Program

Military, (Navy), Sailors sometimes wear a paper clip on their uniform somwhere to make this statement.

HIGHLY DISCOURAGED!!!

by (The Original) Dewy April 21, 2006

Paper clip

A strange mystical item that you find at school on the floor and pass to your friends between classes for no reason

Hey guys I still have the paper clip

by Isadaoverworkedbean March 11, 2020