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paper clip syndrome 

Definition: when a fuckboy simp male is so desperate for emotional attention that he becomes drawn to and constantly attached to females that appeal to him— similar to how a paper clip is drawn to a magnet (ergo the name)
Interelectual 1: look at chad, he’s always following her around, he’s drawn to her like a magnet
Interelectual 2: exactly, perfect example of paper clip syndrome

Paper clip 

A metal clip that holds paper together.
Chas. Manson: Son, what is that in your hand?

Son of Sam: It's a clipper that goes on paper.

Chas. Manson: You don't mean...

Son of Sam: Yes; it is a paper clip once carried into battle by George Washington. He used it to floss with since floss was $350.00 an ounce.

Chas. Manson: Damn!

Son of Sam: Did you know he could do a triple back-flip with a half-twist when he got good and drunk? He was tight, man.

Chas. Manson: I think you missed the Urban Dictionary point here: use 'paper clip' in a sentence.

Son of Sam: Prick.
Paper clip by Richard Halliburton November 1, 2007

paper clip 

1. the annoying figure on microsoft word
2.a matal device for keeping papers together
3.a metal object that can be bent to make it hop
1. i hate the paperclip on microsoft word
2.i used a paper clip to keep my folders together
3. i made a paerclip hop and it poked someone in the eye
paper clip by Andrew October 2, 2004

paper clip 

a "paper clip" holds your shit together
duuudee pass me a "paper clip"..my papers are flying everywhere, they need to beheld" together
paper clip by peyperr chlip July 7, 2009

Paper clip Fetish 

A fetish of paperclips where one frequently takes the colored ones with rubber over them and "de-clothes" them by taking that rubber off.
"Whats that person doing over there in the corner?"
"Their de-clothing that purple paper clip!"
"Wow, they must have a paper clip fetish."
Paper clip Fetish by BobA123 April 10, 2009

Paper Clip 

metal used for clippin shit
Hey, Cathy, hand me a paper clip. This shit needs clipping.
Paper Clip by Lexington March 8, 2005