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Papa John's 

The worst-ever place to work. They'll pay you minimum wage and schedule you for you 15 hours a week, 8 of which you'll actually get to work. You'll work through the busiest part of the day, and they'll send you home as soon as you get a chance to relax a little. If you're unfortunate enough to get suckered into managing a Papa John's, they'll put you on salary and work you 75 hours a week. (That way they don't have to pay overtime.)

Also the worst-ever place to order pizzas. As a direct result of hating their jobs so much, the employees automatically hate you for ordering from them. They'll do a shitty job on your pie, and even if they drop it or a fly lands in the sauce, they'll still box it and send it to you. And they never, ever wash their hands, even after going to the bathroom. Trust me.
I think my Papa John's pizza had a hair and some dead roaches on it. Yeah, that's definitely a roach.
Papa John's by Mustapha February 10, 2006
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papa john's 

the place that has the best delivery pizza and has the best tasting thin and thick crust pizza's. unlike pizza hut and domino's the ingredients from papa john's are fresh made.
friend 1: hey man, order some pizza hut or domino's tonight.

Friend 2: hell no man! Those places use out of date ingredients and have bugs in your pizza.

friend 1: alright dude we'll go your way and order papa john's, I've never tried papa john's.

friend 2: hey man, come try some papa john's it's here.

friend 1: (taste's pizza) HOLY SHIT this thin crust pizza is good, and the thick crust is not shabby either.
papa john's by McTyre A August 20, 2010

papa john's that hoe

Ejaculate on the belly of your sexual partner take a mixture of corn starch and flour sprinkle it on her belly where you ejaculated and make dough. (Have fun)
Watch me make some special dough and papa john's that hoe.

Papa John's Spectacular

One performs the Papa John's spectacular by first ordering a large italian sausage pizza. Then you get someone to give you a blowjob while you take a shit and eat said pizza at the same time. The greatest feeling a man could ever feel.
Hey babe, do you mind helping do the Papa John's Spectacular, I have had such a rough day

Papa John's Parking Lot 

(Noun): a girl who has a wreaked vagina. The girl is classified as a whore and has sex alot. A girl who is very "lose" and gets plowed in the butt or vagina very often.
Sometimes referred to by short as: PJPL
Justin: "Dude i was with my girlfriend last night and she wanted to do it. But when she took her pants off she was a Papa John's Parking Lot."

Jake: "Wow she must have sex alot to be as lose as a Papa John's Parking Lot."

Papa John’s Pizza 

The nastiest pizza ever. Worst ingredients, worst pizza.

Papa John's Day of Reckoning 

noun
1. A time of crisis or need.
2. When you have a bad feeling about a certain moment that is about to happen.