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Papa Emeritus 

A character made by Tobias Forge for his band (Ghost).
Friend:Did you hear about the new song that Papa Emeritus made

Me:Yeah it was awesome, ever since I have listened to him I have been a simp because he is so hot.

Friend:Hold up

Papa Emeritus IV 

Papa Emeritus IV was originally Cardinal Copia but became Papa after the Papa Emeritus Zero guy, Nihil, died on stage.

He's also a hot rat daddy.
Me: I WANT PAPA EMERITUS IV TO CRUSH ME, SPIT ON ME, FUCK ME, STEP ON ME, CHOKE ME, EAT ME OUT-

Friend: CHILL THE FUCK OUT!
Papa Emeritus IV by uwuisafreakingg February 20, 2023

Papa Emeritus II 

papa emeritus ii is the second emeritus brother and hes the second hottest!!
papa emeritus ii is literally so hot and demanding, like i just want him to put me in my place and choke me hes bald and stupid and i love him and i want him to fuck the shit out of me and deny my climaxes
Papa Emeritus II by emxritusii September 7, 2023

Papa Emeritus I

The first emeritus heir blah blah blah
papa emeritus i is old as hell but that wont stop me from bouncing on his astronomically large cock and creaming up on it and his beak of a nose
Papa Emeritus I by emxritusii September 7, 2023

Papa Emeritus III 

Papa Emeritus III (Also commonly referred to as Terzo) is the third (and best) Emeritus brother from the band Ghost. He was introduced in 2015 (I think) and he is super hot and I want him to stomp me. I am so gay for him.
Person 1: Who is your favorite papa?
Person 2: Papa Emeritus III, he is amazing.
Person 1: Take my hand in marriage please.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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