panty phantom

When you wonder where your dirty panties have gotten to because they aren't in the hamper anymore. You consider it plausible that a dirty minded poltergeist could exist and has helped himself, but then you remember that Craig Baker had visited and left quite abruptly.

Wife: Honey, have you seen my little silk panties? I can't find them anywhere...
Husband: Have you checked the clothes hamper in the bathroom?
Wife: Of course I have, they aren't there.
Husband: Well maybe it was the fucking panty phantom?!

by A Bakers Dozen October 16, 2017

Party Phantom

The one person at a party who no one knows or recognizes.

"Dude, who's the guy who keeps creeping on every single girl here?"

"No one knows. He's a total party phantom."

by dorilatortilla July 22, 2011

phantom party

a get together made by scott curby it involves going to an unknow place with unknow people and unknown beverages if in fact you go yu end up at the damn with no clue what your doing you relize your friends have no idea what their doing so you decide that it's a party basesd on the fact that you find humor in all thinking that the enitre concept sux massive ass and what mostly happens is they go thining that they might meet girls in this undecided place but it turns out to be a big sausage fest and they mostly pass out talking about how they are all hooking up with hottie etc etc etc when all they do is repat the phantoim patry scene every night thinking somthing knew will happen that in it self would make them all insane

scott: hey mike lets call vinny and see if he wants to party
mike: ha! he won't go, he does not understand our parties
Scott: we party? damn i didnt know we could call it that

by CHENTAY July 9, 2004