panic butter

extreme dairy product to be used as a self-defence weapon in life-threatening situations. thrown as projectile in assailant's direction, causing disorientation, confusion, and panic. minimal blast radius, but high shock value. comes in various strengths. side effects may include lubrication, nausea, development of an australian accent, and diarrhea.

also good on toast.

Gertrude: Oh my God! We're being robbed!

Gerald: Quick! Crack open the panic butter and hurl it at them!

(hurls panic butter, then exit)

Robber: WTF?! This is so weird!

(stands around confused until arrested)

panic butter by hollystunjemma December 27, 2007

Peanut Butter Panic 

The scared, panicky feeling you get when you see poop on your dick after you pull it out of a person's ass after anal sex.

Person 1: How was your first time doing anal?

Person 2: It was great, until I got the peanut butter panic.

Peanut Butter Panic by deltabeta April 4, 2021

Peanut Butter Panic 

The scared, panicky feeling you get when you see poop on your dick after having anal sex with someone.

Person 1: How was your fist time having anal sex?
Person 2: It was great, until I pulled out and I got the Peanut Butter Panic

Peanut Butter Panic by deltabeta April 4, 2021

battery panic butt penetration mode (BPBPM) 

when your computer is under 10% battery, and you race against time to find your charger. when you find it, you stick it up your butt and yell "YEE HAW!" before plugging it in.

OMG MAH COMPUTER BE DYIN I NEEDA STICK A CHARGER UP MAH BUTT

(battery panic butt penetration mode (BPBPM)

battery panic butt penetration mode (BPBPM) by bahblahbalh September 25, 2011