Pan Man

Derived from the phrase 'to pan' - to criticize or review harshly, to slate, to have a pop at, to pick on, to wind somebody up.

It also describes he in the group that is most likely to produce an obscure object like a pan of water.
Why do you pan Ryan so much? Because he's the Pan Man!

What the fuck did you just get a Pan of water for Ryan?
by Brett Sinclair February 20, 2004
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Pan Man Anderson

A person who has an fetish with pans. Usually resorting to cooking in a pan, eating from the pan, refusing to clean the pan then leading to the food to go rotten and be absolutely disgusting and bacteria love fest.

A Pan Man Anderson absolutely loves dirty pans and loves to explore pans in other peoples houses. He is that guy who never cleans the pan he uses.
Man it smells in this room... oh wait looks like Pan Man Anderson was here.
by Randy Mcdonald January 17, 2011
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ur mans pans

on the same level as ur granpap a trap but worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined
josef: ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian lol
jennifer: ur mans pans

josefs head explodes and his heart is sent to the the sun and burns
by rtyuiopoiuygfdfvbnjkoiu March 26, 2018
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dead pan man

A dead pan man is as dead as tin. Dead meat as a pot on a stove. He never gets it and always forgets the details.
Dead pan man please understand you never follow the rules. Cause if you keep breaking them you won’t have a second chance!
by aromabinger June 11, 2024
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