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painting the ceiling

Painting the ceiling is when you haven't jerked off in two weeks and you spank the monkey and you scored a giant load all over the place
I thought I was going to get it on with this girl last week but she didn't show up. Man do I have blue balls so I decided to watch some porn and I ended up painting the ceiling
by Miltythecheese June 15, 2017
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