paint roller

The act of having either anal sex, or vaginal period sex with a girl and then sliding your horizontal cock up and down her face, making sure to give her a good coat of either blood or feces. This can also be done with semen, however the guy must first ejaculate into a paint tray and then dip his dick in before painting his lover.

Aw dude that girl you went home with last night was so gnarly!

It's all good, I gave her such a thick paint roller, I couldn't tell her from my sister!

Bro, what if it WAS your sister?!

Oh well!

paint roller by Mr. Period December 25, 2014

one pant leg rolled up 

A trend either worn by: a- celebrities such as LL Cool J back in the early 90's or Eminem, b- the thug or gangsterish crowd, c- people who ride bikes.

Situation: Adam had "one pant leg rolled up" accidentally. Melissa gives him an awkward look. He says, "Yes I'm gangsta!" She replies, "You know who else wears their pants that way?... People who ride bikes!"
Hysterical.

one pant leg rolled up by missliss April 15, 2008

Pain Troller 

A troll who likes to lay on the pain very thickly, in a smooth coating that dries quickly.

The pain troller laid it on thick.

Pain Troller by jbum December 5, 2018