paint roller

The act of having either anal sex, or vaginal period sex with a girl and then sliding your horizontal cock up and down her face, making sure to give her a good coat of either blood or feces. This can also be done with semen, however the guy must first ejaculate into a paint tray and then dip his dick in before painting his lover.

Aw dude that girl you went home with last night was so gnarly!

It's all good, I gave her such a thick paint roller, I couldn't tell her from my sister!

Bro, what if it WAS your sister?!

Oh well!

paint roller by Mr. Period December 25, 2014

Pittsburgh Paint Roller

To ejaculate on somebody's back, then using your dick to roll the semen and create a layer of cum on their back.

"I got a Pittsburgh Paint Roller yesterday and I had to just peel it right off, which was like a waxing,"

Pittsburgh Paint Roller by chicken_man_with_chicken_plan October 25, 2026

one pant leg rolled up 

A trend either worn by: a- celebrities such as LL Cool J back in the early 90's or Eminem, b- the thug or gangsterish crowd, c- people who ride bikes.

Situation: Adam had "one pant leg rolled up" accidentally. Melissa gives him an awkward look. He says, "Yes I'm gangsta!" She replies, "You know who else wears their pants that way?... People who ride bikes!"
Hysterical.

one pant leg rolled up by missliss April 15, 2008