pageant crack 

Pixie sticks, used by bovine pageant moms who want to give their freaky-looking offspring an edge over the competition.

Pageant crack, as seen on "Toddlers and Tiaras".

pageant crack by starla25 February 8, 2012

Crack Pageant 

A group of crackheads assembled for whatever reason or purpose.

If you walk by the soup kitchen around noon, you can see the crack pageant go around the entire block.

Crack Pageant by crackpageant July 24, 2010