pageant crack

Pixie sticks, used by bovine pageant moms who want to give their freaky-looking offspring an edge over the competition.

Pageant crack, as seen on "Toddlers and Tiaras".

by starla25 February 08, 2012

Crack Pageant

A group of crackheads assembled for whatever reason or purpose.

If you walk by the soup kitchen around noon, you can see the crack pageant go around the entire block.

by crackpageant July 24, 2010