Paddle Boat

When someone works your sack like a punching bag, but with their feet, while you piss in their face (displaying the spurts of water that accompany paddle boating)

"Dude, you think the Dutch Rudder kicks ass?? Wait till some chick gives you the Paddle Boat... with cashmere socks on."

Paddle Boat by shewes February 3, 2009

Paddle Boat

Placing you face/head between a woman's breasts and manually slapping yourself with her breasts.

Hunny my tits hurt from last night paddle boating adventure

Paddle Boat by death earneck August 21, 2010

Paddle Boat Mentality 

When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means absolutely nothing to them - it gets you nowhere fast

I knew when he came at me with his paddle boat mentality, I was dealing with a real winner

Paddle Boat Mentality by Garolyn Caring June 13, 2024

Paddle Boat Mentality 

When an individual or individuals get into a disagreement or conflict over something that means nothing to them

When he came at me with his paddle boat mentality, I knew I was dealing with a real winner

Paddle Boat Mentality by Garolyn Caring June 13, 2024

Pink Paddle Boat 

To perform oral sex on a woman. Specifically in a fashion to make her fall madly for you due to your 'paddle boating' skills.

Your Friend: "Why is she still obsessed with you even though you broke up 3 months ago?"

You: "I gave her the pink paddle boat before we had sex for the first time. It kept her coming back for more."

Pink Paddle Boat by zanderiv April 6, 2010

Boat paddle 

A person that like to stir up shit for the fun of it

John is being a boat paddle towards his friends

Boat paddle by anonymous June 15, 2025

Paddle Boater 

A two footed driver who constantly presses left, then right just like someone powering a paddle boat.

"Honk!!"

"Friggin' Paddle Boater, get out of the way!"

Paddle Boater by AllieShandy March 13, 2009