P Time 

This is what happens after a Teaching Assistant has decided it just doesn't matter anymore. At this point he or she makes his or her way to the board, exclaims "It's Pee Time" and just unloads.

Student 1: Why does Alosius look all damp?
Student 2: It was P Time in Criminology today.

P Time by Dink22 March 2, 2007

P-time 

A slang term used by a group of teenagers, representing the process of intercourse. The "P" representing "pussy" another slang term for the vagina. P-time simply means the act of a man(or in odd situations a woman whom happens to have a penis) placing their penis in the vagina, for the age old act of sexual intercourse.

"May i interest you in P-time?"

"I would very much enjoy some P-time right now"

"Yo man....did you?....P-time???"

P-time by mofuka January 6, 2005

Professional Time Waster..P.T.W. 

A person who is very skilled,at NOT doing, their assigned job. This person usually, doesn't get noticed,or caught.

Start watching that, Professional Time Waster..P.T.W. looks busy (typing). However,THE PRODUCTIVITY IN THIS OFFICE, IS RAPIDLY DECLINING!!

Professional Time Waster..P.T.W. by light bearer666 August 16, 2009

P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome)

Is a guy who only wants to take care of his baby on his time. This douche also is lazy and sleeps till one in the afternoon. If by some chance he can't wiggle his slimy ass out of having to watch his kid. He'll let the child do whatever as long as they leave him the hell alone. Or he'll forget simple shit like diapers and formula. There is know known treatment for this syndrome at this time.

P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome) is when your baby daddy forgets to pick the baby up from daycare.

P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome) by super mom,single mom April 27, 2014

E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time) 

The time you have until you need to get to the crapper.

My E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time) is about 5 minutes. Get this car moving.

E.P.T. (Estimated Poop Time) by Sassy Sue October 3, 2012