The assigning routine duties that you (yourself) would normally be responsible for, to others. Whereas in business, outsourcing takes jobs away, with outselfing, you are paying others to do your tasks so that you can free that time up for more important things (see examples.) Outselfing requires intense cost benefit analysis as well as careful re-appropriation of time to truly important things. As in business, outselfing should improve the “bottom line”, though in life, the bottom line is not limited to money, but overall quality of life.
Yard work and landscaping. Rather than focusing on how much you could save by doing this yourself, consider outselfing: Paying someone else to do your yard work will actually buy you more time with your family. Quality family relationships is worth far more than a nice yard.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!