The Guero (pronounces WAY-DOUGH meaning "white boy") way to spell Orále which is the Mexican slang word meaning "holy crap", or as part of a greeting like "Wassup".
Homie 1: I beat the shit out of my ride racin' it en la noche.
Guero (white boy trying to be Latino): Ordalay! Now how are we going to get to the club tonight.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.