orifical

Someone who thinks they're an oracle but in reality is a spewer of regurgitated garbage from their orifices. Some one who is a big talker but in reality is a big loser.

Chase was a big talking orifical who knew nothing but thought he knew everything!

by Aristotle-12 June 7, 2017

orifice

In essence, a hole. Often used for thrusting one's penis into.

I stuck my dick in every orifice of her body.

by Trunks Oliver Wood September 19, 2003

orifice

1. A hole such as the mouth, eye socket, anus, vagina, nostrils, and ear holes.

Blood was leaking out of my every orifice...

by Anonymous January 31, 2003

orifice

any hole on the body you can stick your finger into.

she told me to pick an her orifice, so i jammed my cock up her nose.

by squaggles November 18, 2010

Orifice

A Gynaecologist Office.

Gynaecologist ariving home. Wife says "Did you have a nice day at the orifice dear"?

by Unknown Angel October 4, 2005

an orifice any orifice

A term used by a partner when they are so desperate they will settle for penetration of any orifice whatsoever on their partner's body.

"C'mon honey it's been weeks... I'll settle an orifice, any orifice!"

by Alex January 22, 2004

orifice

a word referring to the office.

can you have me a cup of tea waiting in the orifice?

by willowcandra April 19, 2006