Team Fortress 2: "the most exciting class-base action ever" made
Portal: "The most" innovative "game ever" made
Half Life 2: "the best game ever made"
Half Life 2 Episode One: :/
Half Life 2: The best sequel to the best game ever made ever made.
The best deal in video game history. You get 5 of the best games ever made, that you will play over and over for hours on end for $20 dollars. i mean seriously, what more could one want from a video game?
The Orange Box includes:
Half life 2
Half life 2: Episode 1
Half life 2: Episode 2
Portal
Team Fortress 2
You're basically paying $4.00 per game on The Orange Box. You can't get any better than that. EVER.
A term for any doochebag who gets there summer tan from rows of lightbulbs or aerosol cans because they are too busy inside talking about their favorite protein shakes
all-purpose cleaning material used by all Idlewild and SoakZone employees.
usually used with WipeAlls
cleans up dirt, puke, blood, etc.
can also be used to fuel any gas-powered machine, deep-fry corndogs, or confuse guests with random squirts at their feet; may also be used as a contraceptive, a pesticide, and even as a poison in extreme cases of boredom or on days with high concentrations of stupid guests