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Orange dick

When your dick smells like orange
Friend: bro she said I had orange dick!
Me: what the hell is that?
Friend:you don't wanna know.
Orange dick by Larger Orange October 28, 2018

Orange-Dick

An orange-dick is a male that still lives in his mother's basement. Usually fat and usually a neckbeard. So named because eating Cheetos (the traditional food of these people) will stain your hands orange, and masturbating with an orange hand will give you an orange penis.
Mick: "I hate Jack! He's such an orange-dick."
John: "Yeah man he just sits in his mom's basement and plays Halo all day."
Orange-Dick by Sneaky Foot December 5, 2014

Dick orange

Well it’s when you put orange juice on a dick
dick orange Oh damn, look at that dick orange
Dick orange by GottaHaveAsausge February 13, 2018

orange dirt dick 

An amusing name for a carrot.
While you’re at the store can you grab a bag of orange dirt dicks.

Dick.Orange 

IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING ORANGE WITH A DICK AS A DOT..........................................................................DICK........................
MY DICK.ORANGE IS FUCKING BIGGGGGDRFSFGSGSGSDCXRCDT>.
Dick.Orange by urmomgiey April 17, 2018

Dick Orange

A Orange that seems to be shaped like a dick
Omg Rebecca,tracy destroyed that dick Orange like it was nothing!
Dick Orange by Like_My_Ballic January 15, 2020
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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