Oral sex day

This day is on January 6th and is very important because it is the only actual dated holiday where you can have oral sex back to back.

‘’Man, i can’t wait for oral sex day, my girlfriend loves it! ’’

Oral sex day by cvnumium January 6, 2020

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National Oral Sex Day

February 9th is national oral sex day. Based on pagan religion it is best to celebrate your current romance with oral sex to christen your most recent winter solstice with sexual affection for your loved one.

I am busy today, celebrating NOSD (national oral sex day) the Pagan way with my man!

National Oral Sex Day by NOSD! June 23, 2021

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National Oral Sex Day

29th of July

The day where you and another person have oral sex

Harry: It’s national oral sex day today

Amy: OMG wanna have oral sex

National Oral Sex Day by National oral sex day ✅ July 23, 2021

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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