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oral alarm clock
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Person who wakes another person up with
fellatio
,
cunnilingus
, or
anilingus
.
If I
have been
good all week, every
Friday morning
, my
girlfriend
becomes my oral alarm clock.
by
Dirtier Old Man
March 23, 2017
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