Bringing condoms to a family funeral
Person 1: Shit, have you got a condom?
Person 2: We’re going to our Aunt’s funeral?!
Person 1: Yeah, but you know, what if?
Person 2: Fair enough bra. That’s optimism
by Mebemax September 7, 2023
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the state of mind/ideal of being happy and positive.
it's difficult to remain having optimism during these days with trump as our president
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no.
If you look up the word optimism in the OED and this is true, the definition simply says no
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Optimal form of rule solves problems for all communities.
Optimal Form of Rule: La Rosa Conciliari Primus Optimus Maximus Totalis Consumatiae Estea: Inhumane criteria, of what is human, is inhumane. / "philosophy will never do much for thee, in that; the emotions, slash feelings, who are the kickoff for the attempt in the fist place, defies both.
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You "hate coded", BUT you went backed, and fixed the solution with better code (examples: more elegant algorithm, efficient use of memory, better performance, better use of data structures, easier to read and/or maintain, added comments, added unit testing, etc)
I solved day 3 of the Advent of Code, and I hate coded and optimized a solution.
by appalasian December 6, 2017
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One who glorifies themselves at the expense of those around them or associated with.
My co-worker is a “self optimizer” purposefully promoting prowess over others to the detriment of those he/she views a a threat in their immediate environment.
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