a y=2x+1 bootie! It goes towards the center of her body. It is either so flat that it makes her neck, back, and knees connect or it is never seen by the eye when she has leggins on.
Her ass is so flat is isnt even visible. INVERSE OPTIE DOE.....
by mdharia15 October 5, 2014
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The crusty booger like substance found in your eyes when you wake up.
I left my contacts in last night when I fell asleep. I have been picking out the opti-snot for the past hour.
by MetalGuru May 29, 2009
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Opti-goop is the moist goop that collect in the corners of the eyes
Eye discharge, gelatinous opti-puss, wet sleepy sand, eye mucus, eye waste, opti-goop
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Opti-Men is one of the best Nutritional supplements in capsule form made especially for men. It contains many, anti-oxidants, vitamins, minerals and all the things your body needs in tiny amounts to keep you in optimal shape. With today’s crapy eating, we probably don’t get enough vitamins and minerals.

Where to buy it :
http://www.1fast400.com/?products_id=713

Supplement Facts:
Serving Size: 2 Tablets
Package Size: 120 Tablets
Amount Per Serving % Daily Value
Vitamin A(as CaroCare® natural mixed carotenoids) 7,500 IU 150%*
Vitamin C (as ascorbic acid) 300 mg 500%*
Vitamin D (as cholecalciferol) 200 IU 50%*
Vitamin E (as d-alpha tocopherol succinate) 200 IU 667%*
Vitamin K (as phytonadione) 75 mcg 94%*
Thiamin (as thiamin hydrochloride) 30 mg 2000%*
Riboflavin 30 mg 1765%*
Niacin (as niacinamide) 30 mg 150%*
Vitamin B6(as pyridoxine hydrochloride) 30 mg 1500%*
Folic Acid 400 mcg 100%*
Vitamin B12(as cyanocobalamin) 100 mcg 1667%*
Biotin 250 mcg 83%*
Pantothenic Acid (as d-calcium pantothenate) 30 mg 300%*
Calcium (as calcium carbonate, citrate) 200 mg 20%*
Iodine (as kelp) 150 mcg 100%*
Magnesium (as magnesium oxide, aspartate) 100 mg 25%*
Zinc (as zinc citrate) 30 mg 200%*
Selenium (as selenomethionine) 70 mcg 100%*
Copper (as copper gluconate) 2 mg 100%*
Manganese (as manganese gluconate) 5 mg 250%*
Chromium (as chromium GTF) 120 mcg 100%*
Molybdenum (as molybdenum A.A. chelate) 80 mcg 107%*
Raw Oyster Concentrate 50 mg †
Saw Palmetto, powdered (berries) 100 mg †
Pygeum Africanum, powdered (bark) 70 mg †
Damiana, powdered (leaf) 100 mg †
Nettles, powdered (leaf) 30 mg †
Lycopene (as LYC-O-MATO™ natural tomato lycopene) 250 mcg †
Alpha-Carotene 140 mcg †
Cryptoxanthin 34 mcg †
Zeaxanthin 28 mcg †
Lutein 250 mcg †
Alpha Lipoic Acid 25 mg †
Citrus Bioflavonoids (fruit) 70 mg †
Grape Seed Extract 25 mg †
(Vitis vinifera) (seed)
(standardized to 95% polyphenols)
Deodorized Garlic, powdered (bulb) 50 mg †
Ginkgo Biloba, powdered (leaf) 70 mg †
Korean Ginseng, powdered (root) 100 mg †
PABA (para-aminobenzoic acid) 10 mg †
Choline (as choline bitartrate) 10 mg †
Inositol 10 mg †
* Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
† Daily Value not established

Other Ingredients:
Stearic Acid, Hydroxy Propyl Methyl cellulose, Croscarmellose Sodium (disintegrant), Gelatin, Magnesium Stearate, Gum Acacia, Silica.

Suggested Use:
As a dietary supplement, take 2tablets daily, or as directed by a physician, licensed nutritionist.
Take your Opti-Men kido! Don't you want to be healthy?
by fargo123 May 17, 2005
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A terrorist. A racist word to Iraqies, Punjabies, Muslims.
Synonyms: Rag Head, terrorist, suicide bomber.

Used mostly on games like MW2, BattleField BC 1&2.
Fuck you Opty-Dopty stop shooting RPGs.
Behind you! An OPTY-DOPTY.
by LittleVinnie September 28, 2010
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A word describing someone who uses sarcasm while experiencing pessimistic undertones of optimism.
Sue Beth used Sar-Pesi-Opti-Ism to describe her thoughts and feelings about the New Year.

"Gee, I sure am Sar-Pesi-Opti-istic about next year. As long as I don't experience anymore loss of money or loved ones, injure myself or incur anymore debt, I might just not loathe this upcoming year.

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by ArleneYorkshire December 31, 2013
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An Opti-pess is someone who always assumes the worst is going to happen so that they’ll be pleasantly surprised when the worst doesn’t happen. Or if the worst case scenario does occur they are prepared to deal with it/have the satisfaction of knowing they were right.

Basically a pessimistic optimist or an optimistic pessimist
Friend: I’m worried about you. You only focus on the negative things and assume the worst of everyone and everything

Me: Oh! Don’t worry about me! I’m an opti-pess, I’ll be fine !
by The Dermartologist July 28, 2022
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