A word describing someone who uses sarcasm while experiencing pessimistic undertones of optimism.
Sue Beth used Sar-Pesi-Opti-Ism to describe her thoughts and feelings about the New Year.
"Gee, I sure am Sar-Pesi-Opti-istic about next year. As long as I don't experience anymore loss of money or loved ones, injure myself or incur anymore debt, I might just not loathe this upcoming year.life newyear sarcasm pessimism optimism betterdifferent
: derived from the word necessity and disillusioned followers and namesake(ers) of all things trend and fad related. The word trendcessity™ is used to describe individuals who never learned the meaning of the Bare Necessities and now confuse basic survival needs with a glamorized façade of absurdity.
Remember when coffee was consumed black and tea was just a midday substitute for coffee. Together they were simple beverages of necessity to fight the ill-fated morning grog. Thanks to the misguided and ever so trendy local and neighborly coffee establishments we are now forced to come to terms with a mind-boggling realization. Tea made with half water and half milk of your choosing is now ordered as a latte thanks to trendcessity™ and the people who hoard our oxygen.