Ooiaoning 

When you're so drunk you forgot how to write poisoning. So you chose something that sounds almost similar

First time I ever got drunk I drank so much i had alcohol ooiaoning

Ooiaoning by Trololololololololyolo4314664 January 3, 2021

ooiaoning 

When someone is so drunk he can't write poisoning

First time I ever got drunk I drank so much i had alcohol ooiaoning for 3 days and my gair was past my shoulders

ooiaoning by Trololololololololyolo4314664 January 3, 2021

Onioning 

when a guy is dancing behind an unknown girl , for example in a crowded disco or pub , and He is trying to put his pelvis as close,of the girl's bottom as, he can, following the rhythm of music while He is faking to dance.

Girl: She was onioning so hard on my ass last night! I thought it was gonna go numb!!

Onioning by SpanishUrbanBoy September 19, 2016

Onioning 

When you shoplift from the supermarket by scanning items through the self-service till as an onion (the lowest price item).

In a shameful display of self destruction, depression and sickening greed (potentially malice), pitiful celebrity TV 'chef' Anthony 'The Abhorrent' Worrell Thompson was caught literally red handed onioning a bottle of red wine and some camembert. His family are dutifully shocked.

Onioning by jamejame January 21, 2012

Onioning 

To make a promise to do something and then refuse out of a claim of complications or disagreement that never happens.

"He's not onioning his way out of the interview."

Onioning by NatrixMonster March 31, 2020