It's only gay if your balls touch 

Some heterosexual men, in a two-male-one-female threesome, will avoid the sexual position "DP sandwich" because there is a good chance that one guy's dangling and swinging balls will rub against the the other guy's balls, creating gay pleasure and thus making the sex gay. The woman, to help the guys overcome their gay fears so that she can get what she wants, will encourage them by saying that the sex would only be gay if their balls touched.

Woman: C'mon guys, give it to me! At the same time! I'm so horny.
Man 1: No way, that's totally gay.
Man 2: Yeah, that's gay.
Woman: What is this, the Rocky & Bullwinkle show?! C'mon guys, think about it, it's only gay if your balls touch.
Man 1: (To Woman:) OK, maybe you're right. (To Man 2:) But I'm going to be on top because I don't trust you and your low-hanging balls.
Man 2: Sure, man, whatever.

It's only gay if your balls touch by EmptyMeter April 25, 2017

It's only gay if the balls touch 

The only way to stop anyone from calling you gay without ending them with a single blow

Frank: you have the gay cuz u sex with man

Joe: it's only gay if the balls touch
Frank: uhh *the think* I guess u alright for now

*two people walk out of that conversation alive instead of one*

It's only gay if the balls touch by BOB12634 March 12, 2018

It's only gay if your balls touch 

A reasurance used toward to guys who are about to, or who you wish were about to, engage in homosexual activity. With just eachother, or with you as well.

It's not true, of course, as simply doing something with someone else can't change who you're attracted to, but with dudes being so afraid to be gay, it's worth a try.

It's also just funny.

Shane: "No way"

Kyle: "Y..yeah"

Figure.10: "Aw.....but remember, it's only gay if your balls touch!"

It's only gay if your balls touch by Figure.10 May 27, 2009

the only gay in the village 

Normally a millionaire, spotted regularly in Tenerife wearing very loud shirts, spending time and money on his bitches. Buying flowers for Irish girls is his speciality, also been known to travel while intoxicated.

I am the only gay in the village.

the only gay in the village by Juhkjhg March 30, 2020

Sorry, im only gay on FRIDAYS!! 

It is a a Gacha Life meme from Pinterest that states, 'Sorry, I'm only gay in FRIDAYS!!' it features a guy named Ryan with fading teal and neon green hair in a playground. The guy is a femboy as well, and he has a ponytail. His outfit is a red orange and yellow top, while his bottoms are a green and blue skirt. He also has pink socks with pink and purple shoes. Anime gacha men #242

"Hey, have you seen, Sorry, im only gay on FRIDAYS!! ?"

"..no."

Sorry, im only gay on FRIDAYS!! by ranpo edogawa defender December 21, 2023

Only for gays 

To describe something as being only for gays is to exert feelings of disapproval toward a subject or relevant situation.

**Not to be mistaken with actually for gays**

''Dude, that clan tag is massively for gays''

''Oh not again!!! That's only for gays!!!''

''Why would anyone play World of Warcraft out of choice? It's quite clearly only for gays'' :|

Only for gays by manufanb March 26, 2012

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020