When one proceedes to bang a girl, pulls out near ejaculation, skeet in her eye, and finally kick out her shin. Now you have a pissed off, one-eyed, one-legged, bitch chasing after you. Hence, the one-eyed pirate.
by Ryan April 21, 2004
When having doggy-styled sex, you replace your penis with a beer bottle (or perform anything totally unexpected and/or vile), thus prompting her to give you an incredulous look from one side of her face.
Since her back is facing you, she couldn't spin her head completely around to give you that look (unless she's Megan from The Exorcist), thus resorting to face you with one side of her face, looking like a fish laid flat on one side.
When used in the context of man on man action, it can be re-worded to One Eye Lance Bass. A dedication to the out-of-closet NSync member.
Since her back is facing you, she couldn't spin her head completely around to give you that look (unless she's Megan from The Exorcist), thus resorting to face you with one side of her face, looking like a fish laid flat on one side.
When used in the context of man on man action, it can be re-worded to One Eye Lance Bass. A dedication to the out-of-closet NSync member.
While doing it doggy style with my girlfriend, I ejaculated into her without prior consent. She gives me the one eyed bass, and proceeds to kick me in the nuts.
by Alan Chan August 17, 2006
Guy 1: Dude did you see Timm last night? He was messed up!
Guy 2: Yeah man he was downing one-eyed lumberjacks!
Guy 2: Yeah man he was downing one-eyed lumberjacks!
by thattimmguy February 27, 2010
by nightdave November 8, 2009
1) A penis
2) A 4-cup formation in beirut in which one cup sits alone in front and the other 3 are lined up along the back edge of the table. A very difficult formation.
2) A 4-cup formation in beirut in which one cup sits alone in front and the other 3 are lined up along the back edge of the table. A very difficult formation.
When the other team was shooting at the one-eyed monster in the beirut game, I whipped out my one-eyed monster and it made them airball both of their shots.
by Nick D February 4, 2004
A One Eyed Sniper is a term for someone in CS:GO or Valorant who entry peeks on either Ct (Defenders) or t (Attackers) with only the Marshal/ SSG 08.
They claim that they will entry frag someone and when they don't they try to find an excuse
They claim that they will entry frag someone and when they don't they try to find an excuse
Estyx : Oh watch this, imma pull an one eyed sniper
*Estyx gets one frag and dies*
Team : Well done you achieved nothing
*Estyx gets one frag and dies*
Team : Well done you achieved nothing
by Estyx October 15, 2021
1. A name for the male reproductive organs
2. A name for a special type of device for consuming cannabis
2. A name for a special type of device for consuming cannabis
Hey man, last night I was hitting the one eyed wizard.
I think that's a penis.
No man, a device used for recreationally smoking Mary Jane.
Oh OK.
I think that's a penis.
No man, a device used for recreationally smoking Mary Jane.
Oh OK.
by pointy9876543210987654321 May 21, 2010