A person who shows the good side of themselves, while hiding the other side of themselves as being incredibly repulsive, insincere, malicious, and untrustworthy.
by Lexus Nexus July 3, 2014
Similar to a blind date. However, they know what you look like, its just blind for you because you were so blacked out drunk you can't remember what they look like.
Jeremy: I hear you're going out with that girl from Saturday night that drove you home?
Corey: Yeah, I'm a little worried though, its gonna be a one-eyed date since I was soooo drunk I don't even remember meeting her.
Corey: Yeah, I'm a little worried though, its gonna be a one-eyed date since I was soooo drunk I don't even remember meeting her.
by twosticks March 25, 2010
A nickname for the male penis, as opposed to the female penis.
Occasionally sings with the black eyed peas.
Occasionally sings with the black eyed peas.
by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004
Her one eyed chewbacca is so nice!
by Uark23 November 30, 2012
by sqworm June 3, 2004
1. (v) When a man does a backflip off the back of a boat and his crotch is shredded as he comes down onto the propeller.
1. (v) when a mans penis and or nutsack is shredded by a boat propeller.
1. (v) when a mans penis and or nutsack is shredded by a boat propeller.
by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006