oncom

Used when someone says something really fast and you understand nothing they just said. Coined by Paul in 2007 when i 4got that predictive text was on and evrthing made sense execpt oncom
Also confuses the person who you are speaking to.
Repeat for added confusion/mild annoyance.
!!!!!!!!!!NOTE NOTE NOTE NOTE NOTE!!!!!!!!!!
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BEING 'ON' THE 'COM'PUTER!!

aztech65: Did-u-see-wen-and -then-he-said-and-it-was-like- and-then-he- said...
MadMan12: oncom?
aztech65: what are you talking about
MadMan12: OnCoM?
aztech65: what are you saying!!!!
MadMan12: I was gonna assk the same thing.
aztech65: ???

by Aztech Ryma October 14, 2007

Oncoming Trash Basket

When you hide a dead body with feces, urine,semen and food and dump it onto oncoming traffic.

Me and my grandfather did a oncoming trash basket with grandma (Sandie).

by Anthony fartbiscut January 2, 2023

Oncoming Traffic

1. Literal cars driving toward you on a road.

2. A gay or straight woman clocking and attempting to pick up you or your friend — especially after one (1) margarita.

“One drink in and now I’m steering her away from oncoming traffic.”
“Wait—actual traffic, or a dangerous looking woman?”

by RockyRaccoon February 7, 2026