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on-screen happy happy happy 

What kids in North America are conditioned to respond, whatever is on the the screen of ANY device, appliance or theater:

Look!.. Compliments!!!
Look!.. Delicious toxicity!!!
Look!.. Liberal staples that are fake & misguided!

tiktok!!!! Yeyyyy!!!!!!
Eyes dilates & widens Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...................... Head tilts back.
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I'm saying the exact opposite off what I was saying a week ago! But... You know what?.. I won't remember! I just won't!

Everything on-screen is true & gooooooooood! How it can it not be!? It's on-screen!!! Happy!!!!!!
on-screen happy happy happy!
Happy! Happy! Happy! Yeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

5 on screen 

A 5 one screen is the act of getting 5 kills (preferably with a sniper) on Call Of Duty where all 5 kills show up on the kill feed.
Kid 1: *hits a 5 on screen* HOLY SHIT NO WAY!

Kid 2: Jesus Christ what the fuck no way!

Kid 1: It was on that nimrod using the LSAT too!
5 on screen by Gwif July 3, 2017

bring him/her on screen 

to bring on screen is a more polite way to say Facebook or Facebook stalk; a euphemism for online stalking
Me: I met a cute guy/girl at the party last night.
Tom: Bring him/her on screen.

up on the screen 

Where mental images one puts while masterbating
Phil: " I'd like to fuck that waitress wouldn't you?"
Slick: " I already did this morning by putting her up on the screen".
up on the screen by Mr.Tissue February 8, 2018

up on the screen 

Pictorial fantasies one has when masterbating.
Cliff: " Did you catch a glimpse of that chick in advanced Chen?"
Skinny: " Weh - I already had her up on the screen".
up on the screen by Mr.Tissue February 10, 2018

Figure on a Screen 

A figure on a screen is a demonizing and negative word directed as an insult to someone you communicate with in your daily life, but do not respect or value as an actual friend. A figure on a screen is not a friend at all to the person expressing this word.
Person A speaking to Person B: You are a Figure on a screen to me and you mean nothing more , however James is an actual friend to me.