On the Team 

What apparently someone can say they are if they are in any way shape or form associated with watching a game from anywhere but the stands no matter how small or nonexistant their parts may be.

Batboys for the pros are one thing, but that water boy saying he's part of the varisty hockey team seems wrong.

On the Team by Mmmkay December 14, 2004

take on the team 

to suck the dick of, eat out, or have sex with every member of a sports team.

Don't touch that skank ho, man, the Dallas Cowboys were in town last night and she "took on the team".

take on the team by Nick D February 23, 2003

On The Track Team 

Meaning willing to have sex with you and your friends (Not at the same time) Mostly likely the quiet cute innocent girl who doesnt talk to alot of people.

EX. 1
Jeff: Me and Stephanie are banging tonight!

Rob: Oh shit, Is she on the track team?

EX. 2
Kyle: Megan smashed like 3 guys on the football team last week.

Mark: Yea, she joined the track team like 3 weeks ago.

On The Track Team by Kidd Marc October 13, 2011

smartest guy on the football team 

Kind of like being the tallest dwarf

Ram Sweeney is the smartest guy on the football team

smartest guy on the football team by pseudonymyoullseewhaticando May 22, 2019

on the other team 

sugar in the tank fagget Queer

He girl you don't stand a chance because he is on the other team.

on the other team by Jan Lebesque May 4, 2006

On the wrong team

There is no team here you piece of shit. The only team here us the you fucking team and the you not fucking team and one team is trying to extract value from the other team because they are fucking WORTHLESS. And you know what the conservatives would say about housewives right? Something like 'My wife cleaning my house for me and taking care of my kids make ME more effective.' But he ISN'T THAT. In the first place. You team doesn't doesn't do anything other that hoover up shit that doesn't belong to it and then lecture people what why how ACTUALLY they are GOOD for doing it. But you're not. You're shit. You need me to keep your fucking kids fed and IF NOT... The NO MORE SNAP you piece of shit. This YOU not giving ME the credit I deserve and YOU not deserving any credit because you're shit. And so is that fucking sponge of a cripple.

Hym "I'm not on the wrong team if I'm if I don't have a bunch super fucking murderable kids running around while I try to reach my sneaky fucking hand into somebody else's fucking pocket. And IN THIS CASE, my very MIND. You want to steal my mind and them mock me for it without your kids getting killed for it because you entitled to it. Why would I want to be on a team with a bunch of mentally retarded, killable, liabilities? Is it because it means you're the boss of everyone? Is that what you think you piece of shit? Well tell me not to murder your kids and see what happens."

On the wrong team by Hym Iam November 1, 2025

Put The Team On My Back

one's will to carry the team and not let any obstacle come in between.... a desire that you must achieve.... to go ahead and get that green (if you know what i mean)

a) greg jennings: dog, he Put The Team On My Back; dog i gotta do this shit. i put the team on my fucking back though

b) marshawn lynch: I've never seen a nigga Put The Team On My Back like this nigga

Put The Team On My Back by Taco McArthur January 17, 2011